Top ten fun ways to spend your extra hour when we switch back to Standard Time
Posted on October 18th, 2010 by Bob Sullivan
10. Listen to Frédéric Chopin’s “Minute Waltz” 60 times
9. Get all your exercise out of the way for the rest of the year
8. Write another long rambling letter to Justin Bieber
7. Watch the Fox News Channel until you vomit
6. Cook 20 three-minute eggs
5. Sudoku! Sudoku! Sudoku!
4. Try to re-set the clock on your VCR
3. Watch “The Best of Jersey Shore” 120 times
2. Get a tattoo of Cloris Leachman on your butt cheek
1. Make love to your wife, then rest the other 59 minutes
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VCR??? I guess that explains the Cloris Leechman reference.