There’s stupid, there’s really stupid, then there’s this guy — he’s just unlucky
Posted on May 27th, 2010 by Scott Stein
A 19-year-old crashed his car when he and his three passengers tried to hold their breath for the entire drive through “Garbutt, a rural Rochester-area hamlet that’s just three-tenths of a mile long.” The driver, Bryan Parslow, fainted and crashed into a boulder.
The story notes that Parslow is “no stranger to bad luck. He’s a paraplegic who was paralyzed in 2008 after falling out of a window in Brockport while attending college.” The bad luck is noted twice, in a sub-head as well as in the body text.
I don’t think “luck” means what the writer of the article thinks it means.
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I guess he was just unlucky enough to be born stupid. Not to wish him ill — he’s had enough of that — but he shows signs of dying that way, too,