People who should be killed this week
Young children sometimes cry. We at PWSBKTW know that this can be annoying. There are several appropriate ways to address the problem of children crying. This is not one of them:
Thirty-three-year-old Aaron Pace, a friend of the baby’s mother who was babysitting the boy, put Drano on a cloth and rubbed the poisonous cloth on [the] baby’s skin because he had been crying, police said.
Rubbing Drano on his skin was supposed to make the 20-month-old stop crying? We at PWSBKTW might suggest that Aaron Pace should be killed this week for his stupidity alone, if we didn’t have a much better reason. The boy, Suliaman Orrell Kirkland, had “burns on the upper part of his body” when Philadelphia police came to the scene on February 2. Suliaman died on February 7.
Aaron Pace should be killed this week.
The headline in Louisiana’s Daily Comet is “Accused Baby Killer May Face Death Penalty.” We at PWSBKTW, masters of language that we are, know that this also means that the accused baby killer may not face the death penalty. The victim’s family seems to be unsure and conflicted about the punishment. As a matter of policy, we at PWSBKTW have no policy on the death penality itself or the role family members should play in such decisions. We do, however, as readers might guess, have slightly strong opinions about who should be killed this week.
Allegedly, William Henderson broke “the arms of his girlfriend’s infant son before killing him [...] Authorities said he smothered 10-month-old Kaleb Nelton in October while trying to quiet the child’s crying.”
Again with the crying? Toddlers and infants have no self-control, apparently, and for reasons that remain unclear, breaking their arms doesn’t stop them from crying any more than rubbing their skin with Drano stops them from crying. These babysitters are trying everything they know, and still the babies cry.
Henderson pleaded not guilty to charges of first-degree murder. We at PWSBKTW are assuming that the accused baby killer just might be the actual baby killer, and whether or not this becomes a death penalty case, William Henderson should be killed this week.
It isn’t all about children crying. Hard as it is to believe, children can commit even more serious crimes.
Children sometimes steal food and cheat in home school. We don’t know how often these terrible offenses occur, but according to her father, that’s why he and her stepmother kept a 14-year-old girl ”locked in a room with no running water for about two months.”
While she was in “lock-up,” the girl says her father gave her a few cans of food, crackers and bread every one or two days — but it wasn’t ever enough to satisfy her hunger.
The girl told police that while she was in lock up, she was forced to exercise until exhaustion, beaten with belts and metal rods, and pulled up by her hair if she stopped exercising.
The horror came to an end on January 24, when she escaped by crawling up a linen closet, climbing into an attic crawl space, kicking out a loose board and fleeing out the back door. She had been wearing the same clothes for two weeks.
Scott and Andrea Bass are facing multiple charges. We at PWSBKTW wonder why they didn’t try the rubbing-Drano method that is all the rage these days. It might have kept the girl from making her valiant escape, even if it doesn’t stop toddlers from crying.
Although they have other children who certainly need their loving guidance and stiff discipline, Scott and Andrea Bass should be killed this week.
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This colum just does not appear often enough. Very well written. Just the perfect amount of caustic wit mixed with a hint of sarcastic disdain. Perfect. Kill em all.
I agree, and I think millstones around the neck and casting them into the nearest large body of water serves as a proper means of execution.
I suppose the idea might be that the column should be appear less and less…allowing that less and less people should be killed this week. But I realize that this is the fanciful dream of an idealist and the likely culprit is that there are too many people that need killing this week. Getting them all into one column can be like herding cats and I, for one, applaud the efforts thus far.
In the immortal words of Hanover Fiste, “He’s nothing but a low-down, double-dealing, backstabbing, larcenous perverted worm! Hanging’s too good for him. Burning’s too good for him! He should be torn into little bitsy pieces and buried alive!”
I’m an eye-for-an-eye kind of guy. In cases where “people” (and I use the term loosely) commit such heinous crimes, I believe that they should be put to death using exactly the same techniques they used on the victims. Let’s break both of William Henderson’s arms and see how soon he stops crying – right before he’s smothered. Works for me.
I hope these folks qualify for your column:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100213/ap_on_re_us/us_middle_school_body_12
Yes.