Top ten things you don’t want to hear on Valentine’s Day
Posted on February 8th, 2010 by Bob Sullivan
10. “Honey, tonight dinner’s on me! I have a coupon!”
9. “When I said I hoped you’d give me something special, I didn’t mean Swine Flu.”
8. “I’m so looking forward to spending the coming year with you, Mr. Madoff.”
7. “Table for one? Right this way, Sir!”
6. “We can have hanky, but I’m not quite ready for panky.”
5. “No, offense, but I think you should try out for ‘America’s Least Wanted’.”
4. “We patch leaking tires here; we don’t fix ‘girlfriends’.”
3. “Bad news, Dear: Tonight, in bed, Jay Leno is taking over your old time slot.”
2. “So this year, Valentine’s Day is on the fourteenth?!”
1. “Hi! This is Tiger. Happy Valentine’s Day to my one and only! I love you – ummmm…Who did I call again?”
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