

The only way to be sure a vampire is no longer a danger
“A man who claims to be the leader of a group of vampires has pleaded guilty to charges that he threatened to torture and kill an Indianapolis judge and his family.” The vampire in question is Jonathon Sharkey, a “self-proclaimed Satanist and professional boxer as well as wrestler (under the name Rocky ‘Hurricane’ Flash) and perennial candidate for public office.” He founded the Vampyres, Witches and Pagans Party, is fond of calling for impaling people for various crimes (and you thought PWSBKTW was extreme?), and is the subject of a documentary film. He was just sentenced to two years in jail. But how’s a jail cell gonna hold a vampire? Can’t he hypnotize the guards and escape? Can’t he sparkle or whatever it is vampires do these days and charm his way out? Okay, maybe the sparkling won’t work, since he looks like this: [Read more →]






















Saw this bumper sticker here in Houston this week, and I cannot help but applaud that sentiment. Over the last decade or so, Americans have felt increasingly threatened by Christianity. You would have thought the September 11th attacks were masterminded by Jack Van Impe, or that we had a few hundred thousand troops in Vatican City, by all the bias and 








