Top ten slogans for the new fall TV season
Posted on October 5th, 2009 by Bob Sullivan
10. “So Much Reality! So Little Content!”
9. “The Only Network with an Organ Transplant Drama Set in Pittsburgh!”
8. “Catch This Crap Before It Vanishes Forever!”
7. “Nielsen Families: Watch Our Shows and Get a Kitty!”
6. “Better than a Poke in the Eye with a Sharp Stick! Much Better!”
5. “This is Why Benjamin Franklin Invented TV!”
4. “More Professional-Looking Than YouTube!”
3. “Our Commercials Kick Ass!”
2. “All Jay All the Time!”
1. “Swill! – Now in Hi-Def!”
Bob Sullivan’s Top Ten Everything appears every Monday.
Tweet
Print This Post
Discussion Area - Leave a Comment