10. Saying, “Heeeeeeere’s St. Peter!”

9. Selling vegetable slicers on the boardwalk

8. Hosting the best Star Search ever! (Janis Joplin, Jimmy Hendrix, John Lennon, Elvis, Michael Jackson)

7. Following God around saying “Yes!” “You are correct, Sir!” and “Hi-ooooo!”

6. Ducking his ex-wives

5. Selling Alpo (since all dogs go to Heaven)

4. Sending people envelopes, with his picture on them, saying, “You may have already won a trip to Heaven!”

3. Cohosting Hell’s Bloopers and Practical Jokes

2. Swimming in a lake of Budweiser

1. Looking for Johnny
 

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