Top ten surprises in Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
10. Harry admits he learned all his tricks from the Amazing Kreskin.
9. Harry’s latest supernatural power: levitating his pants.
8. Harry enters the 21st Century by trading in his broom for a vacuum cleaner.
7. Lord Voldemort is revealed to be Dick Cheney.
6. Harry is stripped of all his Quidditch medals when he tests positive for steroids.
5. Harry uses his cloak of invisibility to sneak into the girls’ locker room.
4. Harry is dating Susan Boyle.
3. Like in Star Wars, it turns out Harry Potter and Hermione Granger are brother and sister.
2. Alone, late at night, Harry likes to play with his magic wand.
1. It turns out Harry Potter and Ron Weasley are brother and sister.
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If Cheney is Voldemort, that would make Bush Wormtail…