Top ten features of the prison Bernie Madoff is being sentenced to today
Posted on June 29th, 2009 at 8:30 am by Bob Sullivan
10. Every night: free back rubs.
9. The prison laundry offers one-hour Martinizing.
8. His inmate number will be unlisted.
7. Every Saturday night, there’s a mixer with the nearby women’s prison.
6. The prison cafeteria features an open bar.
5. His cell features open bars.
4. Every inmate gets a choice of three premium channels.
3. His conjugal visits include a Jacuzzi.
2. Every summer, he’s allowed to stay at his beach cell in Avalon.
1. If things get too rough, Bernie and his buddies have a daring plan to go “over the hedge!”
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