The Octomom’s top ten Mother’s Day gifts
Posted on May 11th, 2009 by Bob Sullivan
10. A siloful of Pampers
9. A five-gallon baby bottle with an octopus-shaped nipple
8. An in vitro sterilization kit
7. A birth video (extended director’s cut)
6. A gigantic shoe with room for 15
5. A copy of Jonathan Swift’s A Modest Proposal
4. Free spaying or neutering by Bob Barker
3. Name tags for all the kids
2. Four wet nurses
1. An inflatable Octodad
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