I read an article at Men’s Fitness and almost lost it. Do guys really need a guide like this? Hey, men out there… can you hear me? You are all fixer-uppers. It’s nothing personal. We love you. But let’s be honest for a moment… you are far from perfect. And these situations were so not on-point. “If she grimaces when you order the 32-ounce rib eye and suggests you order the chicken instead” — my advice — get out while you can! Here are a list of things I can see a guy doing that might warrant some fixing up… and no, these are not all based on my man, who was a major fixer-upper 16 years ago and is now only a mild fixer-upper:

• Hanging out with your ex-girlfriend, texting your ex-girlfriend, facebooking your ex-girlfriend
• Farting at the table or picking your nose in front of anyone (can’t you just go to a bathroom?)
• Choosing a sporting event over attending anything of importance
• Falling asleep on the couch in the middle of a get together with a group of friends
• Falling asleep on the couch during a holiday party at your aunt’s house

And by the way, if she’s running her hands through your hair in an effort to restyle it… take the hint!

Mandatory Disclaimer: I know I am not perfect and am happily making fun of the fact men think they might be!

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