My Tim Gunn bobblehead just arrived in the mail. I am counting on it to radically alter my life/destiny. So far he’s only sagely cautioned, “I can’t want you to succeed more than you do,” but on the upside he has yet to call me a “pterodactyl out of a gay Jurassic Park.” I take this as an affirmation of my personal potential. “Fab-u-los!” he now adds. Clearly, great things await us.

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